Realtaur

Yes, it's a bad pun but it's not my fault! There is a radio commercial that runs and runs and runs for a realtor school. The people in the commercial, one woman in particular, are very careful about how they say "realtor." Most midwesterners pronounce the last syllable closer to "er" than "or", which apparently annoys them because they make a point to say "real-tor". Of course, given my goofy brain I keep hearing "real-taur"....and a pun was born.